We're not saying tacos are the secret to happiness, but we've never been sad while eating tacos. Just saying.
Though if tacos don't work, we may have some duct tape in the back.
• Tri-blends material: 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Side-seamed
This is tank is unisex so for reference the M corresponds to a US Women's Size 8/10, but no worries. The arm holes are high enough that there's no risk of side boob. Unless you're all about showing your side boob/moob then size up and feel free to rock out with your knockers out.
This is a judgement free zone unless your favorite taco filling is ground beef. Then we will of course judge you before taking you to our favorite taco spot.
So, you've got great taste. That's obvious and in this Amazon prime next day delivery, free chips and salsa kind of world we're all used to instant gratification. But....
You're special boo boo (and so is the climate), which is why we make it especially for you as soon as you place an order. By making products on demand we avoid overproduction and reduce waste. This does however mean it takes a bit longer for your stuff to get delivered (like > 7 days) We would say sorry, but we're not really because we heard good things come to those who wait...like your extra side of guac.
Also remember a portion of the profits go to a mental health cause so what's a few extra days when you're doing your part to save the world and support mental health while also getting a funny shirt.
Though if tacos don't work, we may have some duct tape in the back.
• Tri-blends material: 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Side-seamed
This is tank is unisex so for reference the M corresponds to a US Women's Size 8/10, but no worries. The arm holes are high enough that there's no risk of side boob. Unless you're all about showing your side boob/moob then size up and feel free to rock out with your knockers out.
This is a judgement free zone unless your favorite taco filling is ground beef. Then we will of course judge you before taking you to our favorite taco spot.
So, you've got great taste. That's obvious and in this Amazon prime next day delivery, free chips and salsa kind of world we're all used to instant gratification. But....
You're special boo boo (and so is the climate), which is why we make it especially for you as soon as you place an order. By making products on demand we avoid overproduction and reduce waste. This does however mean it takes a bit longer for your stuff to get delivered (like > 7 days) We would say sorry, but we're not really because we heard good things come to those who wait...like your extra side of guac.
Also remember a portion of the profits go to a mental health cause so what's a few extra days when you're doing your part to save the world and support mental health while also getting a funny shirt.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 26 | 16 ¼ |
| S | 27 | 18 ¼ |
| M | 28 | 20 ¼ |
| L | 29 | 22 ¼ |
| XL | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 ¼ |